Static Cat

I was asked to stop helping

Static Cat surrounded by electricity
contract: soon
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NO SIGNAL

I fixed the TV

It had too many channels. Now it has one: loud snow. You are welcome.

Static Cat electrifying an old television
ONE OUTLET LEFT

I found a power strip

My human said "do not touch that." So I touched all of it at once. The router is warm now.

Static Cat overloading a power strip
HOUSE LIGHTS: YES

I pressed one button

The hallway turned white, the fridge screamed, and somebody said my full name. Productive morning.

Static Cat at a light switch
The router

Five bars when I sit next to it. Zero internet. Perfect.

Doorknobs

They click before I arrive. The house has learned fear.

Cuddles

Still available after lunch. Bring rubber gloves.